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Yo mama so stupid she

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What goes up a

Q: What goes up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?
A: An umbrella.

Category: Word play jokes
Q Why do pirates like

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Category: Clean jokes
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat she

Yo mama so fat she got titties on her back.

Category: Yo momma jokes
From Chief of Operations Subject
From: Chief of Operations Subject: Proper Narrative Descriptions

It has come to our attention from several emergency rooms that many EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following.

a.. Cardiac patients should not be referred to as suffering from MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).
b.. Stroke patients are NOT "Charlie Carrots." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP(Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state.
c.. Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to sh*t), FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or "hamburger helper." Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like "negative vehicle to vehicle interface" or "terminal deceleration syndrome."
d.. HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not "glow worms."
e.. Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not considered "pharmaceutically gifted."
f.. Gunshot wounds to the head are not "trans-occipital implants."
g.. The homeless are not "urban outdoorsmen," nor is endotracheal intubation referred to as a "PVC Challenge."
h.. And finally, do not refer to recently deceased persons as being "paws up," ART (assuming room temperature), CC (Cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the drain), DRT (dead right there) or NLPR (no long playing records). I know you will all join me in respecting the cultural diversity of our patients to include their medical orientations in creating proper narratives and log entries.
Category: State
One time Chuck Norris accidentally
One time, Chuck Norris accidentally stubbed his toe. It destroyed the entire state of Ohio.
Category: State
Q Who is the most

Q: Who is the most famous comedian in the Bible? A: Samson, because he brought the house down.

Category: Religious jokes
An old man goes into

An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application. Too old to have a birth certificate, he is asked to prove he is old enough. He opens his shirt and shows them the gray hair on his chest and they accept that as proof. He goes home to his wife, shows her the check, and explains to her what has happened. She replies, "Well get back down there, pull down your pants, and see if you can get disability!"

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Chuck Norris once kicked a
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Category: Animal
A sculptor a civil engineer
A sculptor, a civil engineer and a computer scientist were arguing about the primacy of their professions.

"God created man out of clay," said the sculptor, "and so was clearly a sculptor."

"Before that," said the engineer, "He separated earth and waters from the chaos -- an immense feat of civil engineering. God was an engineer first."

"And how do you think," answered the computer scientist, "the chaos was made?"
Category: Religious
Q A cowboy left Montana

Q: A cowboy left Montana to go to Texas on Friday and came back on Friday. How did he do it?
A: He named his horse Friday.

Category: Clean jokes
An organization is like a

An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.

Category: Office jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.

Category: Word play jokes
Yo mommas so ugly when

Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!

Category: Yo momma jokes
Charles Dickens walks into a

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

Category: Word play jokes
Q Why do centipedes have

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Category: Science jokes
Bernie and Jane are an

Bernie and Jane are an elderly couple who have decided to get married late in life. While they have not yet been intimate, Bernie thinks it would be a good idea to know how Jane feels about this. He asks her about her desires regarding frequency of sexual intimacy. Jane replies that she likes sex infrequently. Bernie, being ever the optimist says, "Is that one word or two?"

Category: Word play jokes
When Chuck Norris calls 1900
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 numbers, he doesnt get charged. He holds up the phone and money falls out.
Category: Celebrity
Yo mama so old When
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
Category: Yo mama
Q How do you sell
Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!
Category: Animal
Chuck Norris owns a chain
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Category: Food
If number two pencils are

If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?

Category: School jokes
Q What do you get
Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?
A: A pachydermatologist.
Category: Animal
Chuck Norris can set ants
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Category: Celebrity
A guy and his wife

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Category: Sex jokes
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy

Rush Limbaugh wanted to buy an NFL team. His spectacle for him to see black people hit each other while the white quarterback is being protected. Reminds him of the America he loves.

Category: Political jokes
What did the skeleton tell

What did the skeleton tell the doctor in the club? I need some body to dance!

Category: Holiday jokes
Q What is the dirtiest

Q: What is the dirtiest line said on television?
A: "Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night."

Category: Pop culture jokes
Thousands of years ago Chuck
Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its decendents now have white hair.
Category: Animal
Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat she went to church with heels on and when she came back home they were flats.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Werner Heisenberg is driving down
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when a cop pulls him over. The cop walks up to the car, knocks on the window, and when Werner rolls it down, asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

"No," replies Werner. "But I knew where I was!"
Category: Vehicle
What type of meat does

What type of meat does Lady GaGa eat? Raw raw raw huh haa!

Category: Pop culture jokes
Why did the chicken cross

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To get his dick out of the chicken!

Category: Sex jokes
Chuck Norris never goes to
Chuck Norris never goes to the dentist because his teeth are unbreakable. His enemies never go to the dentist because they have no teeth.
Category: Profession
Q How much pussy do

Q: How much pussy do priests get?
A: Nun.

Category: Religious jokes
The pope goes to visit
The pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?".

"No Dopey," responds the Pontiff, "there are not".

"Mr. Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?", Dopey questions.

"No Dopey," chuckles the Pope, "there are no dwarf nuns in Italy."

"Mr. Pope," Dopey asks pleadingly, "are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?"

"No Dopey," the Pope says sadly, "there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

And softly in the background the six remaining dwarves start chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin, Dopey screwed a penguin."

Category: Animal
Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.

Category: Sports jokes