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I hate school and got

I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."

Category: Word play jokes
QHow Do you put an
Q.How Do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 simple steps

A.Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge
Category: Animal
Ben went on safari with
Ben went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs. awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother.

Ben picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her.

The wife said, 'What are we going to do?'

'Nothing,' said Ben, 'The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it.'
Category: Beverage
Chuck Norris can squeeze blood
Chuck Norris can squeeze blood from a stone. He must feed his children.
Category: Celebrity
The US did not boycott
The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
Category: Political
Q What the difference between

Q: What the difference between your first and second honeymoon?
A: Niagara and Viagra.

Category: Relationship jokes
Where do polar bears vote

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

Category: Holiday jokes
I told my wife that

I told my wife that I would get a tattoo on my pecker of a one-million dollar bill. This way she can blow a million bucks without leaving the house.

Category: Sex jokes
Yo Mama so fat when
Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Category: Yo mama
Q What do you get
Q: What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
Category: Hair color
Werner Heisenberg is driving down
Werner Heisenberg is driving down the street when a cop pulls him over. The cop walks up to the car, knocks on the window, and when Werner rolls it down, asks, "Sir, do you know how fast you were going?"

"No," replies Werner. "But I knew where I was!"
Category: Vehicle
A man a lawyer a
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Category: Religious
A doctor vacationing on the
A doctor vacationing on the Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there.

The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the fire insurance proceeds. What are you doing here?"

The doctor replied, "Remember that lousy real estate I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the flood insurance proceeds."

The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he asked, "how do you start a flood?"
Category: Profession
The other night I played

The other night I played strip poker with my old lady: she stripped and I poked her.

Category: Word play jokes
Why did the engineer drive
Why did the engineer drive the backwards?
He had a loco motive.
Category: Profession
Chuck Norris ordered a Big
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Category: Celebrity
Tiger Woods plays 18 holes

Tiger Woods plays 18 holes. Both on and off the golf course.

Category: Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris was orginally casted
Chuck Norris was orginally casted as the main character for salt but then they changed it to Angelia Jolie, look at her face now.
Category: Celebrity
Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tac!

Category: Yo momma jokes
Proponents of higherorder theories of
Proponents of higher-order theories of consciousness argue that consciousness is explained by the relation between two levels of mental states in which a higher-order mental state takes another mental state. If you mention this to Chuck Norris, expect an explosive roundhouse kick to the face for spouting too much fancy-talk.
Category: State
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

Category: Word play jokes
Teacher Where was the Constitution

Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"

Category: Word play jokes
How do you know if

How do you know if a guy has a high sperm count? She has to chew before she swallows.

Category: Boycott these jokes
A man a lawyer a
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
Category: Hair color
Chuck Norris has a roundhousekick
Chuck Norris has a roundhouse-kick app for his iPhone 8.0
Category: Celebrity
Why could Jimmy not drive
Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor? Because he had no arms or legs. Why? Because he is a potato.
Category: Anti
Why did the vampire subscribe

Why did the vampire subscribe to the Wall St Journal? He heard it had great circulation...

Category: Holiday jokes
I just bought a cured

I just bought a cured ham; I wonder what it had.

Category: Food jokes
Chuck Norris easily won the
Chuck Norris easily won the Iditarod dog sled race by pulling a sled load of 16 dogs, 800 pounds of supplies and with a dead sperm whale chained behind it.
Category: Animal
How does an elephant climb
How does an elephant climb a tree?
He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
Category: Animal
Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama is so dirty that when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.

Category: Yo momma jokes
God is a woman I

God is a woman. I know this because if God was a man, He would have created the whole population female, and only one man. Then, He would have invited that male to the top of the mountain to look down at all the beautiful females. Then God would have gotten jealous and killed him.

Category: Sexist jokes
What is the difference between

What is the difference between an outlaw and an in-law? Outlaws are wanted.

Category: Family jokes
A man was walking into
A man was walking into the hospital for a routine examination the other day. Just as he reached the main entrance, another man, who had just exited the hospital, keeled over on the sidewalk. The first man ran towards the second and noticed that he was obviously dead.

The man rushed into the hospital, grabbed the first doctor that he could find, and screamed, "Doctor, Doctor!! A man just walked out of the hospital and dropped dead on the sidewalk!! What should I do?"

The doctor thought about this dilemma for a few moments, then suggested, "Spin him around. Make it look like he was coming in."
Category: Profession
Assistant Sir can I have

Assistant: "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss: "Certainly not!"

Assistant: "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding."

Category: Family jokes
Q What is a blonde
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Category: Hair color
Q What do eggs do

Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).

Category: Word play jokes
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

Category: Yo momma jokes
Blonde What does IDK stand

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

Category: Blonde jokes
Yo mama so dirty she

Yo mama so dirty she had to wipe her feet before she walked outside.

Category: Yo momma jokes