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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, "Kill 6 million Jews and a cat." One of his associates replies, "Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?" Hitler then exclaims, "See, no one cares about the Jews."
Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Two old timers were talking after church one day and the one asks the other, "So tell me brother, what did you think of the soul food this morning?" The other replies, "The food was excellent but the service sucked!"
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.
Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
You will get exhausted.
Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk. The first blonde said, "Hey, look at that dog with one eye," so the second blonde covered up one eye.
Yo mama so fat I took 2 train rides and one bus to get to her good side.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.
The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a killer smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?"
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First.
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has, getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.