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In a Catholic school cafeteria

In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Category: Clean jokes
Yo momma so fat when

Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Star Wars she was cast as outer space.

Category: Yo momma jokes
A substitute for a Catholic

A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."

Category: Religious jokes
Why did Humpty Dumpty push

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!

Category: Sex jokes
A priest a politician and

A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Category: Political jokes
Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Category: Yo momma jokes
What did Pink Panther say

What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."

Category: Word play jokes
You might be a redneck

You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Did you hear they finally

Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.

Category: Sexist jokes
After having dug to a
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed British scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters, and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, Texas A&M scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have, therefore, concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology."
Category: State
Chuck Norris once worked as
Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
Category: Celebrity
Q What does a pirate

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Category: Word play jokes
Q Why did George Byron

Q: Why did George Byron suffer from arthritis? A: Because he was such a rheumantic.

Category: Word play jokes
Chuck Norris once kicked a
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.
Category: Celebrity
Man How do you like

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!

Category: Relationship jokes
Yo mama so stupid she
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order.
Category: Yo mama
Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Category: Technology jokes
Three men were hiking through
Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river." Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river." Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross the river." Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
Category: Religious
Q Why did Mickey Mouse

Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
The children of Amazon cannibal
The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning.
Category: Celebrity
Yo mama is so dirty

Yo mama is so dirty that when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so old

Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!

Category: Yo momma jokes
What do you have when

What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

Category: Office jokes
Chuck Norris can complete Halo
Chuck Norris can complete Halo 3 on Legendary.

...using a guitar hero controller.
Category: Celebrity
Your mama is so stupid

Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q Why do pirates like

Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.

Category: Word play jokes
Chuck Norris actually built the
Chuck Norris actually built the stairway to heaven.
Category: Celebrity
Wife I look fat Can

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

Category: Sexist jokes
Q What do you get
Q: What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake?
A: Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork.
Category: Animal
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: Taj Mahal (touch my hole).

Category: Word play jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a noodle that commits identity theft?
A: An impasta!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q What two states are
Q: What two states are opposites?
A: Maryland and Misury
Category: State
Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Why did the kid dump
Why did the kid dump a bucket of water off the school roof?
He wanted to make a big splash in front of his class.
Category: School
Chuck Norris once ate an
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Category: Celebrity
Q How did Hitler tie

Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?
A: In little Nazis.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!

Category: Yo momma jokes
A child goes to his

A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?" The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Category: Clean jokes
Q Which pet makes the

Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.

Category: Clean jokes