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Why is it that skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why are fish easy to weigh?
A: Because they have their own scales.
A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
The father thought for a moment. "Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
How do you make a blonde forget something? You blow in her ear.
He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look !" she said. I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in 4 seconds or less. "And my birthday is coming up. You could surprise me."
For her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Services are pending.
A: A caterpillow.
I knew a blonde that was so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo mamma so hairy when she lifted her armpit she said, "Welcome to the jungle."
Q: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
A: "Odor in the court!"
His and Hearse.
One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew.
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate his pizza before it was cool.
Bill Clinton is no longer playing the saxophone. He is now playing the whore-Monica.
What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Having arms and legs.
Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Yo mom is so fat when she walked in front of the window, we lost sun light for 7 days.
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP)
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where the books were kept. Both books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA but there was no answer.
A: Someone stepped on the mouse.
Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
Yo momma so poor the only letters she knows in the alphabet are "EBT."
Yo mama is so bald when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed.
Q: Which state has the most questions?
A: Alaska.
Q: Did you hear about the guy with French asthma?
A: He could only catch his breath in snatches.
How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it!
Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beer down his throat and went about his fishing.
An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pant leg.
Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms.