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A man walks into a
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.
Category: Anti
The Wisconsin State Dept of
The Wisconsin State Dept of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen and golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears this summer.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert but not startle the bears unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in case of an encounter with a bear.

People should be able to recognize the presence of bears in an area by their droppings:

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berry residue and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have little bells in them and smell like pepper spray.
Category: Animal
Q What do you get

Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a vacuum?
A: A cocksucker.

Category: Sex jokes
The day you introduce your
The day you introduce your mom to Chuck Norris, is the day you mom introduces you to your biological father.
Category: Celebrity
Yo momma is so so

Yo momma is so so fat that when she sat on a monster truck she made it a low-rider.

Category: Yo momma jokes
My sister asked me to

My sister asked me to take off her clothes. So I took off her shirt. Then she said, “Take off my skirt.” So I took off her skirt. “Take off my shoes.” I took off her shoes. “Now take off my bra and panties.” So I took them off. Then she looked at me and said, “I don’t want to catch you wearing my things ever again.”

Category: Clean jokes
How did the pig get
How did the pig get to the hospital?
In a hambulance.
Category: Animal
Q What has eight arms

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

Category: Sports jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a vicar with a boner?
A: An erector.

Category: Religious jokes
If I hit a baseball
If I hit a baseball and it rolled under the fence and was eaten by a pig, what would it be called as?

An inside the pork home-run.
Category: Animal
Life is good when I

Life is good when I can afford to buy recycled toilet paper.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Yo Mamma so fat she

Yo Mamma so fat she had to have a real horse on her polo shirt.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What is a blonde
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.
Category: Hair color
Yo mamma is so ugly

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Chuck Norris once kicked a
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.
Category: Animal
A man is standing at

A man is standing at a grave, staring at the head stone. A second man walks up and asks, "Is this someone you knew?" The first guy says, "Yes, it was my wife." The second guy says, "It must be hard to lose a wife." The first guys replies, "Yep, damn near impossible."

Category: Relationship jokes
Q What do lesbians cook

Q: What do lesbians cook on the weekends? A: Nothing; they eat out.

Category: Sex jokes
Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Category: Yo momma jokes
When chuck norris asks for
When chuck norris asks for change for a penny, he always gets it.
Category: Celebrity
Q Why did the duck

Q: Why did the duck go to jail?
A: Because he got caught selling quack.

Category: Word play jokes
Yo mama is so stupid

Yo mama is so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What type of exam

Q: What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?
A: A blood test.

Category: School jokes
Chuck Norris likes his coffee
Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
Category: Celebrity
Definitions from The College DictionaryCafeteria
Definitions from The College Dictionary

Cafeteria: From 2 Latin words, "cafe" meaning place to eat and "teria" meaning to wretch.

Major: Area of study that no longer interest you.

Student Athlete: See "contraction in terms."

Grade: Unrealistic and limited measure of academic accomplishment.

Summer School: A viable alternative to a summer job.

Quarter: The most coveted form of currency on campus.

Hunger: Condition produced by five minutes of continuous studying.
Category: College
Why are womens breasts like

Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmastime? Because they were originally made for children but fathers want to play with them.

Category: Holiday jokes
Two storks on a nest
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry Son, your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."
The next night, its fathers turn to do the job.
"Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork parents are desperate, their son is gone from the nest all night. Finally, shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents ask their son where he had been all night. Says the baby stork, "Awww, just scaring the hell out of college kids!"
Category: Age
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a vegan with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
A: Decalfeinated.

Category: Clean jokes
182000 Americans die from Chuck
182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.
Category: Celebrity
As I rowed my little
As I rowed my little boat
Toward the river shore,
A small black bird kept me from landing,
Quoth the raven, "never moor."
Category: Animal
What did the girl say
What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed?
God bless America.
Category: Religious
My girlfriend wanted us to

My girlfriend wanted us to get a Sleep Number bed, so we went and checked it out. Turns out her sleep number is 61, and mine is $3500!

Category: Relationship jokes
Two men broke into a

Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

Category: Sex jokes
Most tough men eat nails
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Category: Celebrity
Q How do you start

Q: How do you start a rave in Africa? A: Staple toast to the ceiling.

Category: Boycott these jokes
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with
Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Category: Celebrity
Q What the difference between

Q: What the difference between your first and second honeymoon?
A: Niagara and Viagra.

Category: Relationship jokes
Two women that are dog
Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : "I know..."

First Woman : "How?"

Second Woman : "My dog told me."
Category: Animal
A blind man walks into
A blind man walks into a department store with a seeing-eye dog. He begins swinging the dog wildly above his head when a clerk asks "What are you doing?!". The blind man replies "Oh, just looking around."
Category: Animal
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
Category: Celebrity