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Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?
A: Bernadette.
Yo mama so ugly that her pillows cry.
Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.
The five most important qualities in a woman: one who is independent and helps around the house, one who can make you laugh, one who you can trust, one who is good in bed, and most importantly, one who should make sure these four women never meet.
How do you turn a fox into a pig? You marry her.
Q: Why do milking stools only have three legs?
A: Because the cow’s got the udder!
Teacher: "Where was the Constitution of India signed?"
Student: "At the bottom of the page!"
Q: Have you heard about the new restaurant called Karma?
A: There’s no menu; you get what you deserve.
Q: What type of exam does the vampire teacher give his students?
A: A blood test.
A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later, she comes running back with a smile on her face. She drops her pants and says, “My mommy says that with one of these, I can have as many of those as I want!”
Celine Dion walks in a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
Yo mama so fat that she stepped on a scale and two white flags popped out that said, "I surrender!"
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Show him a used tampon and ask, "What period is this from?"
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...
Yo momma is so black that when she sat in a hot tub, she made coffee.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: What kind of tea do infants drink? A: Tit-tea.
Yo Momma so old, God was her first boyfriend.
The old pastor made it to a practice to visit the parish school one day a week.
He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name.
They came up with about 40 names.
He jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One lad raised his hand and said, "Yes, but in those days there were only 13."
Yo momma is so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a Bluetooth.
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” “Onions?” the son asks. “Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated his wife and daughter. The daughter asks, “Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” “A Christmas tree?” the daughter asks. “Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”
I hate school and got caught skipping the other day. My principal said, "Walk normal next time, you fruitcake."
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
A: A trombone.
If beauty was a drop of water, then you would be the Atlantic Ocean.
Toward the river shore,
A small black bird kept me from landing,
Quoth the raven, "never moor."
Q: How do you get a blond on the roof?
A: You tell her the food is on the house.
A: I get a kick out of you.