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Q What city are you

Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?
A: Sandy Eggo.

Category: Clean jokes
Q What do you call

Q: What do you call two nuts on the wall?
A: Walnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on the chest? A: Chestnuts.
Q: What do you call two nuts on your chin?
A: A Blowjob.

Category: Word play jokes
Yo momma is so stupid

Yo momma is so stupid that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"

Category: Yo momma jokes
Chuck Norris does in fact
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
Category: Celebrity
There were 99 people on
There were 99 people on a boat, and then it turned over. How many were left?
66.
Category: Vehicle
Q Why do centipedes have

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

Category: Science jokes
When somebody yells Last one
When somebody yells "Last one in is a rotten egg," Chuck Norris is never the rotten egg.
Category: Celebrity
The stock market monitors Chuck
The stock market monitors Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity
Your Halloween costume came in

Your Halloween costume came in the mail today. I opened it. It was a rooster mask and a bag of lollipops. Going as a c*ck sucker again!?

Category: Food jokes
The original title for Alien
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Category: Animal
Why does a chicken coop
Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
Category: Animal
A father believed that his
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son...

"When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

Without looking up from his game, the boy pointed out, "When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States."
Category: Age
A female police officer arrests
A female police officer arrests a guy for drunk driving.

While reading him his Miranda Rights, the female officer tells the man: "Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say, can and will be held against you."

"Boobs" the drunk replied.
Category: Profession
Q Why did God invent

Q: Why did God invent lawyers?
A: So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q What did the spider

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

Category: Technology jokes
Q What do you say

Q: What do you say to a black man in a three piece suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"

Category: Boycott these jokes
Your momma is like a

Your momma is like a hardware store: 10 cents a screw.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What kind of key

Q: What kind of key opens a banana?
A: A monkey.

Category: Food jokes
Q Why did the toilet

Q: Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? A: To get to the bottom.

Category: Clean jokes
Everybody loves Raymond Except Chuck
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity
There once was an entrepreneur
There once was an entrepreneur who was interviewing people for a division manager position. He decided to select the candidate that could answer the question "how much is 2+2?"

The engineer pulled out his slide rule and shuffled it back and forth, and finally announced, "It lies between 3.98 and 4.02".

The mathematician said, "In two hours I can demonstrate it equals 4 with the following short proof."

The physicist declared, "It's in the magnitude of 1x101."

The logician paused for a long while and then said, "This problem is solvable."

The social worker said, "I don't know the answer, but I a glad that we discussed this important question.

The attorney stated, "In the case of Svenson vs. the State, 2+2 was declared to be 4."

The trader asked, "Are you buying or selling?"

The accountant looked at the business owner, then got out of his chair, went to see if anyone was listening at the door and pulled the drapes. Then he returned to the business owner, leaned across the desk and said in a low voice, "What would you like it to be?"
Category: Animal
So this dude comes home

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

Category: Boycott these jokes
My wife went to the
My wife went to the East Indies for her holidays.
Jakarta?
No, she went by plane.
Category: Holiday
How can you tell when

How can you tell when a brunette is actually a blonde who dyes her hair? When she trips over the cordless phone.

Category: Blonde jokes
Two Irishmen friends are drinking

Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, "Will you pour this bottle out on my grave if I die first?" His friend replies, "Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q Why do Jewish women

Q: Why do Jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they like 20 percent off.

Category: Sex jokes
There were two retired racehorses
There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture. Their names wereRazzle and Dazzle. Every day they would race from one end of the pastureto the other. On the first day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caughtup, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster,Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose.The next day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzlepulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle,Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose.The third day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzlepulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle,Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. A dog who had beenwatching them race day after day finally asked them, "Why is it that Razzle always wins by a nose?" And Razzle said to Dazzle, "Look,Dazzle, a talking dog!"
Category: Animal
What did the ghost say
What did the ghost say on December 25th?
Scary Christmas!
Category: Holiday
A lonely frog telephoned the
A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds.

His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is thrilled, "This is great!

"Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic, "in biology class."
Category: Animal
Q How does a cow
Q: How does a cow add and subtract?
A: With a cowculator.
Category: Animal
Q What do you give
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment.
Category: Animal
Q What does half of

Q: What does half of an apple look like?
A: The other half.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Yo mama is so fat

Yo mama is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so poor

Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle around for air conditioning.

Category: Yo momma jokes
There are now five cup
There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity
Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.
Category: Yo mama
Blonde What is the second

Blonde: "What is the second to last letter of the alphabet?"
Redhead: "Y."
Blonde: "Because I want to know. Why do you have to question everything?!"

Category: Blonde jokes
Some people wear Superman pajamas
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Category: Celebrity
I was at my bank

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

Category: Boycott these jokes