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In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
Yo momma so fat when she auditioned for Star Wars she was cast as outer space.
A substitute for a Catholic priest is hearing confessions. He is confused about what to recommend a confessor should do to rectify guilt sustained, after doing a sexual favor for her boss. He sticks his head out of the confessional and asks a nearby alter boy what the father gives for a bl*wjob. The alter boy responds, "Usually a Snickers and a ride home."
Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
So he could see her crack!
A priest, a politician, and a clown, walk into the bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."
What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? "Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant."
You might be a redneck if your home has more miles on it than your car.
Did you hear they finally made a device that makes cars run 95% quieter? Yeah, it fits right over her mouth.
Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A buck an ear (buccaneer).
Q: Why did George Byron suffer from arthritis? A: Because he was such a rheumantic.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized!
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?
A: Because Donald ducked!
Yo mama is so dirty that when she takes a bath she becomes skinny.
Yo mama is so old that that when she was in school there was no history class!
What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
Your mama is so stupid she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Q: Why do pirates like algebra?
A: "Annex" marks the spot.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Q: What do you call a gay Indian?
A: Taj Mahal (touch my hole).
Q: What do you call a noodle that commits identity theft?
A: An impasta!
Yo momma so stupid, she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.
Q: How did Hitler tie his shoes?
A: In little Nazis.
Yo mama is so dark that she was riding a motorcycle and got a ticket for tinted windows!
A child goes to his father and asks, "Father, how do parents think of names for their children?" The father answers, "Well, son, the night before the mother gives birth, the father goes into the woods and camps for the night. When he wakes the following morning, the first thing he sees is what he names his child, which is why your sister is named Soaring Eagle. Why do you ask, Bear Poop?"
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?
Q: Which pet makes the most noise?
A: A trumpet.