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When Bruce Banner gets mad
When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity
Knock Knock Whos there Doris

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q What do you call
Q: What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?
A: A windshield viper.
Category: Vehicle
Why did the little boy

Why did the little boy bury his flashlight? Because the batteries died.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Chuck Norris recently had the
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Category: Beverage
Chuck Norris once ate an
Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Category: Celebrity
A man got hit in

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.

Category: Word play jokes
Growing up my parents never

Growing up, my parents never grounded me unless they were really really mad. I can remember the first time they caught me drinking under age. Mom freaked out and grounded me for a month, but I guess that was a reasonable response for a parent of a second grader.

Category: Family jokes
Q Where do baby cows
Q: Where do baby cows go to eat lunch?
A: At the calf-eteria.
Category: Age
If pigs could fly your

If pigs could fly, your mom would have wings.

Category: Yo momma jokes
A gynecologist who had lost
A gynecologist who had lost interest in his medical practice decided to change careers and enrolled in auto mechanic school.

He performed well in the course but was still shocked when he got an off-the-chart 200 on his final exam. He asked the instructor to explain the grade.

"I gave you 50 points for taking the engine apart correctly," the teacher said, "50 points for putting it back together correctly -- and an extra 100 points for doing it all through the muffler."
Category: School
Q What did Gandhi say

Q: What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?
A: Nah, mastay.

Category: Pop culture jokes
A magician was driving down

A magician was driving down the road... then he turned into a driveway.

Category: Word play jokes
What did Carlos the fireman
What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?



Jose and Hose B.
Category: Profession
When tempted to fight fire

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Your mama so fat when

Your mama so fat when she fell out of the bed she fell off both sides.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Why is Santa Claus so

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Category: Holiday jokes
I work at a local

I work at a local fast food joint. It cracks me up when a fat ass customer orders a quadruple stacked cheeseburger, with extra sauce, a ton of extras, extra large fries with extra sauce, and then orders a small diet coke.

Category: Food jokes
Q Did your hear about

Q: Did your hear about the man with no arms and no legs who swam across a swimming pool?
A: They call him clever dick.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q Why did the painting

Q: Why did the painting go to jail?
A: It was framed.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
A fellow comes to confession
A fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."

The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"

"I lusted," the fellow replied.

"Tell me about it," the priest said.

The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a delivery man for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would like to come in."

"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest.

"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.

"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."

"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.

The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."
Category: Hair color
Q Why are atoms Catholic

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass.

Category: Science jokes
A man went to a
A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:

"How much for Engineer brain?"

"3 dollars an ounce."

"How much for other generic profession brain?"

"4 dollars an ounce."

"How much for lawyer brain?"

"100 dollars an ounce."

"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
Category: Profession
A blonde a redhead and

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Category: Blonde jokes
The average woman would rather

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

Category: Sexist jokes
Q What does Miley Cyrus

Q: What does Miley Cyrus eat for Christmas dinner?
A: Roast twerky!

Category: Holiday jokes
Q Have you heard about

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Category: Political jokes
Q Why did the skeleton

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

Category: Holiday jokes
What do you call a
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?
A dirty double crosser.
Category: Animal
A man asks God why

A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”

Category: Sexist jokes
In Computer HeavenThe management is
In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and hardware is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and hardware,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
Category: Geeky
1st Police Officer Guess who
1st Police Officer: "Guess who I pulled over in a traffic stop the other day?"
2nd Police Officer: "Who?"
1st Police Officer: "Janet Jackson!"
2nd Police Officer: "What did she do? Was she speeding?"
1st Police Officer: "Nah, she had one headlight out."
Category: Profession
Christians call it the Rapture
Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house.
Category: Celebrity
During a recent password audit
During a recent password audit, our I.T. discovered a blonde was using the following password:

MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento

When they asked why such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
Category: Animal
Q Where do you read

Q: Where do you read news about dead sluts? A: In the hobitchuaries.

Category: Sexist jokes
Have you ever noticed how

Have you ever noticed how humans are a lot like lemmings? Try standing at a crosswalk, and then before the light even turns green, take a step and see how many people actually step out along with you. And how when you are waiting with a crowd outside a locked business, there is always one person that comes along, pushes through the crowd and tries the locked door. As if everyone was just standing there for fun! Come on people!

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
What is the difference between

What is the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.

Category: Boycott these jokes
What did the Zen master
What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
Category: Animal
Did you hear about the

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic with insomnia who stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Category: Religious jokes
If number two pencils are

If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?

Category: School jokes