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The caterer.
A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Yo momma is stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.
"There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 1 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything."
Both were excused.
The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."
Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...
A: Your princi-pal.
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.
Yo momma is just like Jupiter: huge, round, and gassy.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.
Yo mama so fat that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.
She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Your mom is so fat and so black when she goes into the ocean people say, 'Ahh! Oil spill!"
A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.
Q: Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll in stores now?
A: It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.
Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed British scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters, and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read:
"British archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."
One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, Texas A&M scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have, therefore, concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology."
Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.
Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.
This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.
Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"
When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
A blond asked his friend, "Why does my sister have two brothers and I only have one???"
One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).
Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.
Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.