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What do you call a
What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
Category: Bar
Q How do you sell
Q: How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN??!!!!!!!
Category: Animal
A man a lawyer a
A man, a lawyer, a redneck, a nun, a blonde, a dog, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
Category: Bar
Q Why do witches wear

Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
A: To know which witch is which!

Category: Holiday jokes
Yo mamma is so old

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

Category: Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris owns a chain
Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
Category: Celebrity
Yo momma so fat when

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

Category: Technology jokes
A clear conscience is usually

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Yo momma is stupid she

Yo momma is stupid she put cat food down her pants to feed her pussy.

Category: Yo momma jokes
As a court clerk I
As a court clerk, I am well-versed in the jury-selection process. First a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then another computer assigns 40 of those present to a courtroom. Then the 40 names are placed in a drum, and a dozen names are pulled. During jury selection for one trial, the judge asked potential Juror No. 12 if there was any reason he could not be a fair and impartial juror.

"There may be," he replied. "Juror No. 1 is my ex-wife, and if we were on the same jury, I guarantee we would not be able to agree on anything."

Both were excused.
Category: Geeky
The Lone Ranger woke to

The Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, "Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore."

Category: Word play jokes
According to a news report
According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night, the maintenance man would remove them and the next day, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man....She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror. There are teachers, and then there are educators...
Category: State
Q Who is always your
Q: Who is always your friend at school?
A: Your princi-pal.
Category: School
Q Why are ghosts such

Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders?
A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Category: Clean jokes
Once a grizzly bear threatened
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die.
Category: Animal
Yo momma so short she

Yo momma so short she can tie her shoes while standing up.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo momma is just like

Yo momma is just like Jupiter: huge, round, and gassy.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Chuck Norris once kicked a
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes.
Category: Animal
The children of Amazon cannibal
The children of Amazon cannibal tribes think Chuck Norris is the Easter Bunny because he hides body parts for them to find every Easter morning.
Category: Holiday
What do you call a

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no I-Deer.

Category: Word play jokes
There were two retired racehorses
There were two retired racehorses living in a pasture. Their names were Razzle and Dazzle. Every day they would race from one end of the pasture to the other. On the first day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. The next day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. The third day, Razzle pulled out ahead, then Dazzle caught up, then Razzle pulled away, then Dazzle started running even faster, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, Razzle, Dazzle, and Razzle won by a nose. A dog who had been watching them race day after day finally asked them, "Why is it that Razzle always wins by a nose?" And Razzle said to Dazzle, "Look, Dazzle, a talking dog!"
Category: Animal
Yo mama so fat that

Yo mama so fat that I would insult her, but cows are sacred where I come from.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Once a grizzly bear threatened
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die.
Category: Celebrity
A man suffered a serious
A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun asked him questions regarding how he was going to pay for his treatment.

She asked, "Do you have health insurance?"

He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."

The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"

He replied, "No money in the bank."

The nun asked, "Do you have a relative who could help you?"

He said, "I only have a spinster sister, who is a nun."

The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."

The patient replied, "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
Category: Religious
Your mom is so fat

Your mom is so fat and so black when she goes into the ocean people say, 'Ahh! Oil spill!"

Category: Yo momma jokes
A recent worldwide survey showed

A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,146,703,436 people, 94% were too lazy to actually read that number.

Category: Miscellaneous jokes
Q Did you hear about

Q: Did you hear about the new "divorced" Barbie doll in stores now?
A: It comes with all of Ken’s stuff.

Category: Relationship jokes
After having dug to a
After having dug to a depth of 1000 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed British scientists dug to a depth of 2000 meters, and shortly after headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 2000 year copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a thousand years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, Texas newspapers reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in West Texas, Texas A&M scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have, therefore, concluded that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless technology."
Category: State
Q How do you turn

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

Category: Sex jokes
Q What has four wheels

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck.

Category: Word play jokes
Cat Technical SupportThis is an
Cat Technical Support

This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service center. One particular customer had an old console-type machine with a print head that would ride back and forth on a spiral shaft. They also had a big bushy cat who liked to sit on the edge of the printer next to the operator.

Well, one day we got a service call that said, "Cat caught in machine, come quick!"

When I arrived I saw everyone sitting around mending their various wounds, scratches and contusions. No sight of the cat. It appears that while they were running the machine the cat was twirling his tail in his usual fashion and stuck it down into the printer at the most inopportune time and got sucked in! Apparently, the cat absolutely freaked out and clawed at everyone who came close. They finally freed the cat, and to this day, the cat goes nowhere near the machine.
Category: Animal
A blond asked his friend

A blond asked his friend, "Why does my sister have two brothers and I only have one???"

Category: Blonde jokes
In the medical community death
In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease"
Category: Celebrity
One blonde was on one

One blonde was on one side of the river and there was another blonde on the other side of the river. One blonde yells to the other blonde, "How do you get to the other side?" and the other blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!"

Category: Blonde jokes
Yo mama so stupid she

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Q What do eggs do

Q: What do eggs do for fun?
A: Karayolke (karaoke).

Category: Word play jokes
Chuck Norris once kicked a
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Category: Celebrity
Yo mama so greasy Texaco
Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her
Category: Yo mama
Yo momma is so ugly

Yo momma is so ugly her momma had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to lick her.

Category: Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so ugly

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Category: Religious jokes