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Q: Why do bunnies have soft sex?
A: They have cotton balls.
Hitler and his associates are having a discussion. Hitler says, "Kill 6 million Jews and a cat." One of his associates replies, "Mein Fuhrer, why must we kill a cat?" Hitler then exclaims, "See, no one cares about the Jews."
How many roundhouse kicks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Just one. From Chuck Norris.
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed...... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
Yo mama so dark when I clicked on her profile pic, I thought my phone died.
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a six foot tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is six foot two, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is six foot five, pushing 300, and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
Yo mamma so stupid that when you you were born and she saw your cord, she said, "Oh, it comes with cable!"
Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.
Two old timers were talking after church one day and the one asks the other, "So tell me brother, what did you think of the soul food this morning?" The other replies, "The food was excellent but the service sucked!"
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
Q: What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A: A stamp.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger, and then it hit me.
A panda walks into a bar and orders a beer and a hamburger. After he eats he stands up stretches and pulls out a gun shooting everyone in the room but the bartender. The panda puts $20 on the bar and turns to leave. As he walks out the door the bartender asks why the panda shot everyone. The panda tells him to look in the encyclopedia. The bartender looks up panda and he reads "Panda: Large black and white mammal native to China. Eats shoots and leaves."!
Your mama is so fat that her BMI is measured in acres.
People have often asked the United States, What is your secret weapon against terrorists? We simply reply......Chuck Norris
a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today.
They say you can never judge a book by its cover. But it’s the only way to
judge a tribute band.
Chuck Norris got shot. We are now in the hospital, where the bullet is in critical condition.
Why should you never run behind a bus?
You will get exhausted.
Two blondes were walking down the sidewalk. The first blonde said, "Hey, look at that dog with one eye," so the second blonde covered up one eye.
Yo mama so fat I took 2 train rides and one bus to get to her good side.
Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
If number two pencils are so popular why are they still number two?
After shopping for weeks, I finally found the car of my dreams. It was only two years old and in beautiful condition.
The salesman asked if I would like to take it for a test drive. We had traveled no more than two miles when the car broke down. The salesman called for a tow truck.
When it arrived, we climbed into the front seat. While the driver was hooking up the car, the salesman turned to me with a killer smile and said, "Well, now, what is it going to take to put you behind the wheel of that beauty today?"
What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed at a shoot out.
If Mary had Jesus, and Jesus is the lamb of God, does that mean Mary had a little lamb?
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
A chicken and an egg are having sex. The chicken rolls off the egg and says, "I guess that answers that question."
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a jar of peanut butter?
An elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth.
Q: Why do blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
A: To remind them Toes Go In First.
I had sex with a Chinese woman last night. It was great, but an hour later I was STILL horny!
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has, getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber, taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
Why are proctologists so gloomy? They always have the end in sight.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bath tub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats. Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.