Q How do Chinese people

Q: How do Chinese people name their babies?
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.

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How do you starve a

How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamp card under their workboots!

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I was at my bank

I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"

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What do you call a

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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Q How does a black

Q: How does a black girl tell if she is pregnant? A: When she pulls the tampon out all the cotton is picked.

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Four gay guys are sitting

Four gay guys are sitting in a Jacuzzi when all of a sudden, a condom starts floating. One of the gay guys turns around and asks, "Okay, who farted?"

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So this dude comes home

So this dude comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still cant cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still cant f*ck."

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Q What did the cannibal

Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his bum.

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Q What did one tampon

Q: What did one tampon say to the other? A: Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Helen Keller walks into a

Helen Keller walks into a bar, then a table, then a chair.

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