Dinosaurs went extinct because they
Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris was once in
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris donates blood just
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
Category: Celebrity


Chuck norris is so fast
Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
Category: Celebrity


When the Boogeyman goes to
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris brushes his teeth
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris never wet his
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris cannot love he
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
Category: Celebrity


In middle school chuck Norris
In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.


Category: Celebrity


Chuck Norris does in fact
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.
Category: Celebrity