Dinosaurs went extinct because they heard Chuck Norris was coming.
Chuck Norris was once in a knife fight, and the knife lost.
Chuck Norris donates blood, just not his own
Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris brushes his teeth with barbed wire.
Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
In middle school chuck Norris was assigned an essay about what courage was. He got an A+ by turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name on it.
Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.