You know youre in IT
You know you’re in IT if...

...you paid $6000 for your computer and $500 for your car.

...your pets are named Cat 5 and Cat 6.

...power cords breed in your office.

...your laptop is held together with duct tape.

...you accidentally tell your wife to submit a ticket when she asks you what you want for dinner.

...you make CAT5 action figures.

...you have a tray table on the server rack for lunch.

...you’ve racked up 10 weeks of vacation and still don’t have time to take any.

...rock, paper, scissors is a legitimate decision-making process.

...you have more switches than friends.

...you have a server rack in your garage at home.

...all of your relatives expect you to fix their home computer.
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The Military ComputerThe Pentagon recently
The Military Computer

The Pentagon recently unveiled its new super computer to the top brass. This fantastic device, capable of making bazillions of decisions in split nanoseconds, is designed to solve all military problems with the greatest of ease.

To test its capabilities, the brass poses a tactical problem to it and then asks for a decision, "Attack or Retreat?"

The computer hums a bit, blinks a myriad of lights and answers, "Yes."

The brass, somewhat confused by this answer, replies, "Yes what?"

The computer instantly replies, "Yes, sir!"
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There was once a young
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define great, he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.
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Q Why did the man
Q: Why did the man put cheese on his computer?
A: He wanted to feed the mouse.
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A father believed that his
A father believed that his son was spending way too much time playing computer games. In an effort to motivate the boy into focusing more attention on his schoolwork, the father said to his son...

"When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."

Without looking up from his game, the boy pointed out, "When Lincoln was your age, he was The President of The United States."
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In Computer HeavenThe management is
In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and hardware is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.


In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and hardware,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.
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What does a proud computer
What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.
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Q What does a proud
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?
A: A microchip off the old block.
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The residents of Mayberry took
The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. Whenthe instructor said, "Compile," Gomer went to the head of the class.
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The residents of Mayberry took
The residents of Mayberry took a course in computer programming. When the instructor said, "Compile," Gomer went to the head of the class.
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