Q What do a Christmas

Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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A little kids sends a

A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."

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Q What is the difference

Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?
A: Santa stops after three hos.

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Why is Santa Claus so

Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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Q Why are ghosts bad

Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

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Yo momma is so stupid

Yo momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

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Q Why do pilgrims pants

Q: Why do pilgrims pants fall down?
A: Because their belts are on their hats.

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Yo momma is so short

Yo momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"

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Why is Christmas just like

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Q Why did the skeleton

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.

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