A German asks a Mexican

A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico. The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

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Nobody starves in America People

Nobody starves in America. People in America die from over eating.

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In the beginning God created

In the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth... After that, everything else was made in China.

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Q What do you call

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

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Q Why is England the

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

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Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
A: Carlos.

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A Polish man a German

A Polish man, a German guy, and an American dude, climb a mountain because they each want to make a wish from the genie on the top. When they make it to the top, they find the lamp and all rub it. The genie appears and says, "For your wish to be granted, you must yell it out while you are jumping off of this mountain." So the German jumps off and yells, "I wish to be a fighter plane!" "So be it," the genie says, and the German becomes a plane. The American jumps off and yells, "I wish to be an eagle!" "So be it," the genie says, and the American becomes an eagle and flies away. The Polish man runs to the edge, accidentally trips on a rock, and yells, "I wish to b- oh S**t!"

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Two Irishmen friends are drinking

Two Irishmen friends are drinking together at one of their homes. One friend takes out a bottle of Irish whiskey and asks the other, "Will you pour this bottle out on my grave if I die first?" His friend replies, "Do you mind if I pass it through my kidneys first?"

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Q Why are there no

Q: Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings!

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Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a Filipino contortionist?
A: A Manila folder.

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