Q: Why did President Obama get two terms? A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.
Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."
Q: Why is England the wettest country? A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.
Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100? A: Your Honor. Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50? A: Senator.
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