Q Why did President Obama

Q: Why did President Obama get two terms?
A: Because every black man gets a longer sentence.

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If con is the opposite

If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?

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Politicians and diapers have one

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly… and for the same reason.

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Q Have you heard about

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

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When asked if they would

When asked if they would have sex with Bill Clinton, 86% of women in D.C. said, "Not again."

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Q Why is England the

Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because so many kings and queens have been reigning there.

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Q How many politicians does

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.

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We used to have Reagan

We used to have Reagan, Jonny Cash, and Bob Hope. Now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope.

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Did you hear about Monica

Did you hear about Monica Lewinsky becoming a Republican? The Democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: Senator.

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