A science teacher tells his

A science teacher tells his class, "Oxygen is a must for breathing and life. It was discovered in 1773." A blonde student responds, "Thank God I was born after 1773! Otherwise I would have died without it."

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Q How do astronomers organize

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

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Scientists have proven that there

Scientists have proven that there are two things in the air that have been known to cause women to get pregnant: their legs.

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Want to hear a Potassium

Want to hear a Potassium joke? K.

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When Magnesium and Oxygen started

When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, "O MG!"

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Molecule 1 I just lost

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.

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Q Why did the chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

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Q Why do centipedes have

Q: Why do centipedes have 100 legs?
A: So they can walk.

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Q Why are atoms Catholic

Q: Why are atoms Catholic?
A: Because they have mass.

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Newton Pascal and Archimedes are

Newton, Pascal and Archimedes are playing hide and seek. Archimedes starts to count, Pascal hides in a bush, and Newton draws a square on the ground and steps into it. Archimedes finds Newton first, of course, but Newton replies, "Nope. One Newton on one square meter is equal to one Pascal."

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