Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a bench full of white people?
A: The MLB.

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How many snowboarders does it

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"

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Golfer Do you think my

Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes sir, you miss the ball much closer now."

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Q Why did the golfer

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

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One day a man came

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in stunningly sexy lingerie. "Tie me up," she purred, "And you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing.

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A guy and his wife

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

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Q What has eight arms

Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!

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Q Why did the coach

Q: Why did the coach go back to the bank?
A: To get his quarterback!

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Kobe Bryant wears the number

Kobe Bryant wears the number 24 to remind himself about how many seconds he has to hog the ball.

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What do hookers and the

What do hookers and the Dolphins have in common? They both have hundreds of balls pounded into their endzone every week.

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