Reaching the end of a

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."

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Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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I named my hard drive

I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."

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Your momma is so stupid

Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

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Q What do computers eat

Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!

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Yo momma so fat when

Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.

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Q What did the spider

Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!

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Q What did the computer

Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!

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The energizer bunny was arrested

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

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Yo mamma is so fat

Yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on a laptop, the hardware turned into software!

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