Q: Why was six scared of seven? A: Because seven "ate" nine.
Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? A: Snowballs.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?A: A gummy bear.
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Q: How do you count cows? A: With a cowculator.
Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.
Q: How do astronomers organize a party? A: They planet.
Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? A: "Oh sheet!"
Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
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