Q Why was six scared

Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.

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Q What is the difference

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

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I never wanted to believe

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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Q What do you call

Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear.

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A teacher asked her students

A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."

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Q How do you count

Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

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Instead of the John I

Instead of "the John," I call my toilet "the Jim." That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning.

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Q How do astronomers organize

Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

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Q What did the blanket

Q: What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed?
A: "Oh sheet!"

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Q Why does Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
A: Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

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