Yo mama so poor your
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mama so old When
Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!
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Yo mama so ugly that
Yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back
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Yo mama so fat the
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat placed her in the house of pancakes.
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Yo Mama so ugly she
Yo Mama so ugly, she has to use prescription make-up!
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Yo mama so fat when
Yo mama so fat, when she went to Hogwarts for the first time, the sorting hat said "Awwwwww hell 'naw!!"
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Yo mama so fat that
Yo mama so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 10 years to live.
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Yo mama so stupid she
Yo mama so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
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Yo mama so poor when
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
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Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.
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