Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

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Yo mamma is so ugly

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Your momma is so ugly

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.

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Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

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Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

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Yo momma is so stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

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Yo momma is so stupid

Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.

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Yo momma is so fat

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo mamma is so ugly

Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.

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Yo momma so stupid she

Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

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