Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo momma is so stupid she brought a spoon to the super bowl.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she took a bath the water jumped out.
Yo momma so stupid she stuck a battery up her ass and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
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